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Были наши мальчики в Лондоне. И дали там интервью какому-то норвежскому журналу. Жупрнал его опубликовал, народ перевел на английский, давно я так не смеялась
))) Если бы не скан и не то, что, в принципе, за границей, многие американские актеры позволяют себе сказать то, что они не говорят на родине, никогда бы не поверила, честно! Рейтинг текста, пожалуй, не меньше PG-13, хотя можно и больше! Привожу текст со своими комментами полностью)) Скан лежит вот здесь.
Я всех предупредила!
- Okay, go on, says Jensen and grins.
- We're sick of talking about Supernatural anyway, says Jared and tugs at his red beanie. Only a couple of strands of hair are peeking out here and there underneath it. - ишь ты, устали они говорить о "Супере", тоже мне еще))
- Have you ever stolen anything?
Jared thinks thoroughly through the question before answering.
- I stole some candy when I was younger, but that probably doesn't count... *бла-бла-бла*
- A few buddies and I used to sneak into dark alleys and break windows to steal stuff. One time we stole a whole bunch of tennis rackets and other tennis equipment, says Jensen.
So you're a [little] criminal
- Uh, I hope the case is outdated, says Jensen when he realizes that his felony is a bit more serious than Jared's.
- When I was 15 years old a buddy and I snuk into a liquor store. We didn't dare to smuggle a bottle outside, but we drank out of a bottle of vodka inside the store and put it back on the shelf. The owner looked mad when we left, admits Jared with a laugh.
- I once stole a car and drove it over the Mexican border... No, I'm just kidding, says Jensen. *юморыст! я уже поверила и вспомнила "Веронику Марс"*
- The most famous celebrity you have made out with...
- That has to be Jensen [laughs] *умерла на месте, мальчики точно бывают в Сети*
- You wish *вот-вот!*
Jared thinks for a second
- Hm, that's probably one of the questions I shouldn't answer. *это точно, а то опять скажешь, что Дженен*
- I've never 'made out', says Jensen and looks at us. *правильный мальчик*
- Who was your first celebrity crush?
- You're probably going to laugh your ass off when I tell you who it is, but it was actually Jennifer Love Hewitt. I was obsessed with her when I was 16, says Jared. *ОМГ, серьезно?*
- Weren't we all, says Jensen with a grin. *издевается*
- I don't really remember, says Jensen. *врет*
Was it Pamela Anderson?
- No way, not Pamela. Can I get back to you? *следующий номер нашей обширной программы!*
- Jensen's gay. I've noticed it on set, says Jared with a grin. *воды мне, рпсэрами бурбону за счет заведения, внутривенно*
- What's the first thing you do in the morning?
- I masturbate to the Tom Cruise poster I have on my bedroom wall, says Jared and everyone cracks up. *подавилась чаем, который я начала опрометчиво пить, больная, да?*
- And you say I'm gay, says Jensen, while Jared looks nervously at us taking notes. *вот-вот, кто бы говорил. Том Круз? Бррр!*
- Are you going to print this?, he asks with worry. *очнулси!*
- No, seriously. I get up and drink a lot of water, work out and then masturbate [laughs]. No, I like to run about an hour every day. If it was as healthy to masturbate I'd rather do that for an hour. No, don't write that. - No, of course not, we reply. *запомним и напечатаем, с комментариями!*
Jensen can't stop laughing and has to pull himself together before he can answer the question. *присоединяюсь к Дженсену)*
- I press the snooze button on my alarm clock and go back to sleep. *наш человек!*
So Jared's the health freak and you're the lazy one?
- Yep, that's right. *кто бы сомневался, помню видок Дженсена после того, как он праздновал ДР про апфронты я вообще молчу*
- What could you not live without?
- My cell phone, dog, girlfriend, bed and air condition. Not necessarily in that order [laughs]. My girlfriend might read this, says Jared. *вот я читала список и думала - бедная девушка!*
- She doesn't know Norwegian, says Jensen and looks at him. *ага, а фаны ваши знают*
- I can't live without sleep, says Jensen. He looks as if he didn't sleep much last night. *опять же - наш человек*
- Yes, that's the most important thing, says Jared and nods. *поддержим экранного брата, ему итак тяжело*
- Do you walk around the house naked?
- Yes, they both reply and say it's the most natural thing in the world. Something we'll agree with.
- I love walking around the house naked, says Jensen.
- But not while [it's] erected. That's uncomfortable. It's just wobbling around, so I put my boxers on to keep it in check. Jared looks at Jensen to see if he agrees. *зря я налила себе чай, пустой перевод продукта, спасибо, Джаред, фантазия у нас, знаешь ли, бурная!*
- No, I don't mind. I love walking around freely. Why lock it up when you're at home? That's one of the few places where you can draw some fresh air. Time to change the subject. *о, сообразил, правда, сказал столько, что уже и тему менять не надо!*
- What kind of music do you have on your iPod?
- I have thousands of tracks. Jared looks at the ceiling while thinking about it.
- Yeah, and they're all downloaded off the internet, says Jensen and grins.
- Noooo, I buy a lot of music [as well]. Jared has apparently downloaded a lot of illegal music and gets a little frustrated at Jensen.
- I have a lot of mp3's as well, but not nearly as many as Jared. Jensen looks at him and shakes his head.
What kind of music do you like and what was the last CD you bought?
- I bought the new Pearl Jam album, it's fantastic. I like Griffin House as well. Jared sits back and throws his feet up on another chair.
- I'm more of a fan of singer/songwriters. I like Jeff Buckley, Jack Johnson... Jensen struggles to remember more names. *нет, определенно, у него отличный вкус в музыке, как по мне!*
- I also like Radiohead, Foo Fighters, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, says Jared and lists bands he likes.
- Do you eat bird [poultry], fish or vegetables?
- What?!? They're both looking at us and Jared sits back up in the chair.
- Bird? What's that? You mean chicken? Jared looks at us.
- Hello, we're both from Texas. We eat T-Bone steak for breakfast, lunch and supper, explains Jensen somewhat seriously before he grins.
- Yeah, we love red meat, but we eat vegetables and fish as well of course, says Jared.
Sushi?
- Yes, I love sushi. They have great sushi in Vancouver where we shot Supernatural, says Jensen. *вот смотрела я на него и думала - он точно любит суши!*
- I got into sushi a little late. I was actually 18 the first time I tried it, admits Jared. *малчик из Техаса*
- What's your biggest pet peeve?
- Tabloid press and reality TV. That's some of the worst shit ever. Why does the younger generation care to read or watch that kind of crap? Are they completely stupid and brain dead? It's just sad, Jensen explains and shakes his head.
Jared taps him on the shoulder.
- Relax. The people you're talking about are probably the ones who watch Supernatural.
- Yeah, and that's good, but that's not really the world's most intellectual show either. Though we are forced to say something else and we're of course thankful that we have a job.
You don't watch TV?
- Rarely. I say it's a waste of time. Seeing as I work in the business I have to watch an episode every now and then, but when I watch TV, I usually end up watching the Discovery Channel.
- I agree with Jensen. TV takes up too much of [people's] time. Reality TV is a bunch of crap, and I don't understand why people would want to read about who gained weight and who's dating who in the tabloids.
*все понятно, надо хоть что-то умное сказать в этом интервью, спасибо, мальчики, теперь спать можно не ложиться)*
))) Если бы не скан и не то, что, в принципе, за границей, многие американские актеры позволяют себе сказать то, что они не говорят на родине, никогда бы не поверила, честно! Рейтинг текста, пожалуй, не меньше PG-13, хотя можно и больше! Привожу текст со своими комментами полностью)) Скан лежит вот здесь.Я всех предупредила!
- Okay, go on, says Jensen and grins.
- We're sick of talking about Supernatural anyway, says Jared and tugs at his red beanie. Only a couple of strands of hair are peeking out here and there underneath it. - ишь ты, устали они говорить о "Супере", тоже мне еще
))- Have you ever stolen anything?
Jared thinks thoroughly through the question before answering.
- I stole some candy when I was younger, but that probably doesn't count... *бла-бла-бла*
- A few buddies and I used to sneak into dark alleys and break windows to steal stuff. One time we stole a whole bunch of tennis rackets and other tennis equipment, says Jensen.
So you're a [little] criminal
- Uh, I hope the case is outdated, says Jensen when he realizes that his felony is a bit more serious than Jared's.
- When I was 15 years old a buddy and I snuk into a liquor store. We didn't dare to smuggle a bottle outside, but we drank out of a bottle of vodka inside the store and put it back on the shelf. The owner looked mad when we left, admits Jared with a laugh.
- I once stole a car and drove it over the Mexican border... No, I'm just kidding, says Jensen. *юморыст! я уже поверила и вспомнила "Веронику Марс"*
- The most famous celebrity you have made out with...
- That has to be Jensen [laughs] *умерла на месте, мальчики точно бывают в Сети*
- You wish *вот-вот!*
Jared thinks for a second
- Hm, that's probably one of the questions I shouldn't answer. *это точно, а то опять скажешь, что Дженен*
- I've never 'made out', says Jensen and looks at us. *правильный мальчик*
- Who was your first celebrity crush?
- You're probably going to laugh your ass off when I tell you who it is, but it was actually Jennifer Love Hewitt. I was obsessed with her when I was 16, says Jared. *ОМГ, серьезно?*
- Weren't we all, says Jensen with a grin. *издевается
*- I don't really remember, says Jensen. *врет
*Was it Pamela Anderson?
- No way, not Pamela. Can I get back to you? *следующий номер нашей обширной программы!*
- Jensen's gay. I've noticed it on set, says Jared with a grin. *воды мне, рпсэрами бурбону за счет заведения, внутривенно*
- What's the first thing you do in the morning?
- I masturbate to the Tom Cruise poster I have on my bedroom wall, says Jared and everyone cracks up. *подавилась чаем, который я начала опрометчиво пить, больная, да?*
- And you say I'm gay, says Jensen, while Jared looks nervously at us taking notes. *вот-вот, кто бы говорил. Том Круз? Бррр!*
- Are you going to print this?, he asks with worry. *очнулси!*
- No, seriously. I get up and drink a lot of water, work out and then masturbate [laughs]. No, I like to run about an hour every day. If it was as healthy to masturbate I'd rather do that for an hour. No, don't write that. - No, of course not, we reply. *запомним и напечатаем, с комментариями!*
Jensen can't stop laughing and has to pull himself together before he can answer the question. *присоединяюсь к Дженсену
)*- I press the snooze button on my alarm clock and go back to sleep. *наш человек!*
So Jared's the health freak and you're the lazy one?
- Yep, that's right. *кто бы сомневался, помню видок Дженсена после того, как он праздновал ДР
про апфронты я вообще молчу*- What could you not live without?
- My cell phone, dog, girlfriend, bed and air condition. Not necessarily in that order [laughs]. My girlfriend might read this, says Jared. *вот я читала список и думала - бедная девушка!*
- She doesn't know Norwegian, says Jensen and looks at him. *ага, а фаны ваши знают
*- I can't live without sleep, says Jensen. He looks as if he didn't sleep much last night. *опять же - наш человек*
- Yes, that's the most important thing, says Jared and nods. *поддержим экранного брата, ему итак тяжело*
- Do you walk around the house naked?
- Yes, they both reply and say it's the most natural thing in the world. Something we'll agree with.
- I love walking around the house naked, says Jensen.
- But not while [it's] erected. That's uncomfortable. It's just wobbling around, so I put my boxers on to keep it in check. Jared looks at Jensen to see if he agrees. *зря я налила себе чай, пустой перевод продукта, спасибо, Джаред, фантазия у нас, знаешь ли, бурная!*
- No, I don't mind. I love walking around freely. Why lock it up when you're at home? That's one of the few places where you can draw some fresh air. Time to change the subject. *о, сообразил, правда, сказал столько, что уже и тему менять не надо!*
- What kind of music do you have on your iPod?
- I have thousands of tracks. Jared looks at the ceiling while thinking about it.
- Yeah, and they're all downloaded off the internet, says Jensen and grins.
- Noooo, I buy a lot of music [as well]. Jared has apparently downloaded a lot of illegal music and gets a little frustrated at Jensen.
- I have a lot of mp3's as well, but not nearly as many as Jared. Jensen looks at him and shakes his head.
What kind of music do you like and what was the last CD you bought?
- I bought the new Pearl Jam album, it's fantastic. I like Griffin House as well. Jared sits back and throws his feet up on another chair.
- I'm more of a fan of singer/songwriters. I like Jeff Buckley, Jack Johnson... Jensen struggles to remember more names. *нет, определенно, у него отличный вкус в музыке, как по мне!*
- I also like Radiohead, Foo Fighters, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, says Jared and lists bands he likes.
- Do you eat bird [poultry], fish or vegetables?
- What?!? They're both looking at us and Jared sits back up in the chair.
- Bird? What's that? You mean chicken? Jared looks at us.
- Hello, we're both from Texas. We eat T-Bone steak for breakfast, lunch and supper, explains Jensen somewhat seriously before he grins.
- Yeah, we love red meat, but we eat vegetables and fish as well of course, says Jared.
Sushi?
- Yes, I love sushi. They have great sushi in Vancouver where we shot Supernatural, says Jensen. *вот смотрела я на него и думала - он точно любит суши!*
- I got into sushi a little late. I was actually 18 the first time I tried it, admits Jared. *малчик из Техаса*
- What's your biggest pet peeve?
- Tabloid press and reality TV. That's some of the worst shit ever. Why does the younger generation care to read or watch that kind of crap? Are they completely stupid and brain dead? It's just sad, Jensen explains and shakes his head.
Jared taps him on the shoulder.
- Relax. The people you're talking about are probably the ones who watch Supernatural.
- Yeah, and that's good, but that's not really the world's most intellectual show either. Though we are forced to say something else and we're of course thankful that we have a job.
You don't watch TV?
- Rarely. I say it's a waste of time. Seeing as I work in the business I have to watch an episode every now and then, but when I watch TV, I usually end up watching the Discovery Channel.
- I agree with Jensen. TV takes up too much of [people's] time. Reality TV is a bunch of crap, and I don't understand why people would want to read about who gained weight and who's dating who in the tabloids.
*все понятно, надо хоть что-то умное сказать в этом интервью, спасибо, мальчики, теперь спать можно не ложиться
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06.07.2006 в 00:46Ты это нарочно, я знаю. Чтобы у меня живот болел от смеха.
Пасиб, солнц!
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06.07.2006 в 00:50Loy Yver-Lecter Korgorush, это они нарочно
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06.07.2006 в 00:59Угу. Знаю я вас... Все бы вам до икоты пост-смеховой доводить.
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06.07.2006 в 09:42IneS _, вот, даже выспаться не дали, что за люди?
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06.07.2006 в 11:22Вторая мысль: "Вот это, я понимаю, фансервис!"
Третья мысль: "Джаред, ты только что огреб на свою ... гм... часть тела ниже спины новый пейринг. Жди RPS."
Четвертая мысль: "Правильно, Дженсен, в нашем возрасте надо много спать, чтобы не пугаться по утрам своего вида в зеркале".
Пятая мысль(по поводу прогулок нагишом, естесссно): "Интересно, а холодный душ только мужчинам помогает?"
Шестая мысль: "А девушку все-таки жалко".
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06.07.2006 в 12:35OlgaS, после фразы о постере Тома Круза и маструбации, у меня закончились все мысли, дальше я просто сидела и зажимала рот рукой, чтобы не пугать гуляющих под моими окнами студентов
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06.07.2006 в 12:51Вот что значит молодость. У меня при взгляде на любой постер Тома Круза желание жить пропадает, не то что ЭТО.
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06.07.2006 в 20:34Лучше тепленький. И да - помогает. Проверено лично.
Фраза о Крузе вызвала сначала ступор, длившийся минуты полоторы, потом - для успокоения души - я решила счесть это, а) шуткой; б) моим плохим знанием английского. В противном случае в желудке поднималась буря.